The Last Resort

East Village bars run the gamut from divey to polished, but The Last Resort fits somewhere in between—no frills, just the essentials. On 432 E 13th St, it’s a spot where the focus stays on drinks and quick service rather than gimmicks. Beer, wine, and hard liquor cover the basics, while cocktails get a specific nod for quality. Food options exist, though the real draw is the alcohol selection; takeout is available if you’d rather skip the barstool. Restrooms are on-site, which, in a neighborhood where some places skimp on amenities, isn’t nothing.

Calling ahead to confirm details? Try (212) 933-1878—it’s the direct line for questions about hours or offerings. The area around 13th Street is packed with late-night options, but this place holds its own by keeping things simple. For directions, the map pins it just east of Avenue A, where the sidewalks stay lively well past dark. No pretense, no fuss—just a bar that does what bars are supposed to do.