Nutritioness

St Marks Place has long been a magnet for East Village eccentrics—punks, poets, and now, those who treat food as data rather than drama. Nutritioness slots neatly into that last category, offering nutrition counseling without the wellness-industrial jargon. The practice sits at 103 St Marks Pl, a stretch where falafel carts and vintage shops still outnumber juice bars; here, the focus stays on blood panels and macros rather than moon cycles and adaptogens. Sessions cover meal planning, metabolic testing, sports nutrition, and corporate wellness programs—all delivered in the same no-nonsense tone you’d expect from a block that once housed CBGB’s payphone.

Clients book by calling (917) 215-5439, a number that routes to a quiet office above the fray. The address is straightforward; the map isn’t: directions can be pulled from this link. If you’re serious about swapping calorie math for actual meals, it’s one of the few spots in the neighborhood where the only thing served is clarity. Bring a notebook; the rest is up to you.