Jackass Burrito

What happens when a name like Jackass Burrito shows up in the Financial District? The answer isn’t a prank—it’s a restaurant that takes the idea of a quick, satisfying meal and runs with it. Comfort food doesn’t have to mean heavy, and healthy options don’t have to mean boring. Here, small plates and organic dishes keep the menu flexible, whether it’s breakfast, lunch, or a late-night bite after the bars close. Solo diners find just as much to like as groups, and the pace fits the neighborhood’s rhythm: fast when you’re in a hurry, unhurried when you’re not.

The spot sits at 259 Vesey St, New York, NY 10282, a block where office towers meet the river and lunch crowds thin out by early evening. That leaves room for dinner regulars and anyone craving something beyond the usual deli sandwich. Directions are easy to pull up on your phone, and if you’d rather call ahead, the number is (646) 540-9740. No need to overthink it—just show up hungry.